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Hi I'm Lucy and I like lots of things like cats and game of thrones and girls / Currently Playing: Tomb Raider / Currently Watching: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia /

Me: This is a dumb and unnecessary purchase
Me: *clicks through to checkout*

'Cause I was worried sick! You just go out, you don’t say where you're going, no contact for days, Jem thinks she knows where you might be and she tells me, so I put on me jacket and grab a torch and go up into the woods and I get there, I get to the cave and there you are, you’re sitting down, leaning on a rock and I think “Oh thank God he’s okay, he’s okay,” but when I get close I see the Swiss army knife I’d got you for your birthday and it’s… you're covered in blood. So much blood. I take you in my arms and I run with you in my arms, I run and run and run, but it’s… I can't because you're…

terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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Song: Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Artist: Jet
Album: Get Born
Played 28,725 times

vixenviv:

morphinomania:

Big black boots, 
long brown hair, 
she’s so sweet 
with her get back stare.

ahhhhhh

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