THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS

Hi I'm Lucy and I like lots of things like cats and game of thrones and girls / Currently Playing: Tomb Raider / Currently Watching: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia /

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

whenever i try and learn something new
me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

mishasminions:

PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES

# spn  

somespaceman:

what if dennis reynolds sees the 50 shades of grey movies

# iasip  

Director Rob Reiner often left the set during Billy Crystal’s scenes because he would laugh so hard that he would feel nauseated, and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) claims that the only injury he sustained during filming The Princess Bride was a bruised rib due to stifling his laughter in his scenes with Billy Crystal - who ad-libbed many of his lines including ‘MLT: mutton, lettuce, tomato’ and ‘why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it’.

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

toejones:

I just really like the idea of Erik and Charles having conversations in their minds but randomly letting words slip out, forgetting people are around them.

Like, Erik is sitting silently in the library with some students and then suddenly he just says really loudly:

"For the last time Charles, I did the washing yesterday, stop reminding me to do it!"

# Charles  # Erik  # Xmen  

pyreo:

we’re bloody and naked and there’s a sacred urn right over there but sure we can talk about how I’m spending too much time with zevran

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

# text