me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt
Every time a cis person reblogs a gender of the day a fairy dies
srsly cis friends
it’s in their FAQ stating specifically for you not to reblog the gender of the day. genderoftheday is a blog for non-cis people, their posts are for non-cis people. please respect that.
|Song: Jessie's Girl|
|Artist: Mary Lambert|
|Album: Heart On My Sleeve (Deluxe Edition)|
|Played 321,448 times|
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
i dont know whats happening in this post
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"