Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
what if dennis reynolds sees the 50 shades of grey movies
I just really like the idea of Erik and Charles having conversations in their minds but randomly letting words slip out, forgetting people are around them.
Like, Erik is sitting silently in the library with some students and then suddenly he just says really loudly:
"For the last time Charles, I did the washing yesterday, stop reminding me to do it!"
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now